A few recent Elliott-isms (there are thousands more -- this kid is FUNNY):
- We caught the mouse that has been living in our attic and she suggested that we bring it to a neighbor's house that has a cat because cats like to eat mice ... Apparently she understands the circle of life ...
- She has decided that when she grows up, she no longer wants to be a construction worker who drives diggers or to teach basketball to grownups. She wants to be a baby doctor and help mommies get babies out of their bellies. She then asked me how you close up a mommy's belly once the baby is out. My response? "Look! A squirrel!"
- We have a deck of conversation starting cards that we read at dinner sometimes and her question was: "Would you rather see american football or
European?"
Elliott: "American. Where there are no cats." - Another gem: "What's the funniest thing you've ever seen at
lunch?"
Without missing a beat: "a goat jumping over the moon." - She saw a magazine cover at the grocery store of a scantily clad Miley Cyrus and laughed, "Daddy! That girl is wearing glitter for clothes!"
- "Mom! This kitchen is a MESS! You must have had a LOT of fun today."


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